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People went to greater lenghts to keep their secrets, to hold on anything resembling privacy, and it resulted in things like an absurd number of people going all the way to the gym just to use the bathroom so as not to embrass themselves around anyone they might not care to share such intimacies with, which resulted in people eating and drinking less so they wouldn't have to make so many trips to the gym, and this is just one thing.

A rep took one circle around town in a helicopter from a safe height, of course, heaven forbid he got caught with see-through pants, and proposals were made for relocation

He thanks the two people at the long table that had read and enjoyed his book, but struggles to silence a third awesome from his mouth before it escapes.

even though we ourselves were for sure not all that in the bedroom , seeing as how we had no previous experience in the bedroom.